RANDOMS: Remember Myspace Surveys???

Do you all remember those obnoxiously long surveys we all used to pass around on Myspace? Well, I decided to do one here. It has absolutely nothing to do with writing, but whatevs. Here goes!

Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
Many times. My fear of it hurting like hell stopped me. lol

Does a kiss make you feel better?
Always.

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Yes, but because I was sick.

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
Before. It has to warm up. Diving into a cold shower is just silly.

What did you do today?
Worked the day job. Worked on the event coordination for a signing I am putting together in Manchester NH. Listened to this week’s Hollywood Babble-On.

Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
Yes, that used to be my normal routine.

Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
No, I am a one-guy-at-a-time kind of chick.

Have you ever thought about your death?
Quite often. What comes next fascinates me.

Ever been in love?
Deeply and as often as possible.

Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
Permanent relationship. I am a serial monogamist.

What is your favorite sport?
Hmm….that’s a toss-up between super-bike racing, rally racing, and Le Mans racing.

What color is your shower curtain?
Chocolate brown.

Have you ever had stitches?
Yeppers.

Did you believe that boys/girls had cooties?
Never. I’ve been boy crazy my whole life.

Do you know how to use chop sticks?
Barely. I’ve only ever used them once and I managed to make it through the entire meal without flinging sushi at my face. I count that shit as a win.

Lyrics stuck in your head?

Do you like the Red Sox or Yankeess?
Neither. I fucking hate baseball. My ex-husband would spend every night of baseball season bouncing from one game to the next on tv. I think it’s the most boring game ever invented and cant understand why everyone loves it so much. Bleck!

What are you doing tomorrow?
Working. Again.

Who was the last person you couldn’t take your eyes off of?
Shaun Morgan – Seether concert – May 11, 2014 in Hartford CT. I spent the entire concert with my eyes LOCKED on that man.

Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
Yes, I have.

Have you ever run over an animal?
Yes, and I immediately burst into tears.

What is your favorite cereal?
Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds

Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?
Eww, no, and I am about 99% sure that would taste like fried assholes.

What are you doing right at this moment?
Filling out this survey thingy and listening to a rerun of the Friends series finale.

Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
Right? IS IT RIGHT?!?!? It should be ENCOURAGED.

Where’s your favorite place to be?
Meadview, Arizona. Spent three days there and it changed my life. This was my view while drinking my morning cup of coffee.

What’s your favorite song?
Hmmm, that’s a tough question. It changes with my mood. At the moment, I’d have to say FMLYHM by Seether.

Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
Oh, coffee. COOOOFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEE. I don’t wake up until there’s a cup in my hand.

Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No, I was always told that meant there was a drug dealer’s house nearby.

Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Yeppers. *I’ll never tell*

Do you dream in black and white?
I don’t know. I don’t think I have ever really thought about it.

Do you talk in your sleep?
Sometimes. I’ve actually spoken in my sleep so loudly that I woke myself up.

Do you snore?
I don’t think so….

Are you a redneck?
Good gawd, no.

Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
Yeah, about 3 nights ago, but it was on the side of my face. Does that count?

What are you afraid of?
Spiders. FUCKING SPIDERS. They freak me out. I can rescue bats in my house without the slightest increase in heart rate, but a spider the size of a pencil eraser will send me screaming.

Do you have a job/ career?
Job – Working for a financial company Monday through Friday.
Career – Hoping to make it writing one day.

Admit a secret about your career:
I love my cubie. I got a little creative and made it my own relaxing space so I don’t mind being there every day.

Do you love yourself?
I do. It took me a lot of years and a lot of hard lessons, but I do.

Admit a physical attribute you LOVE and HATE about yourself:
Love – My eyes. They’re a very strange color.
Hate – My fingernails. They’re super-thin. I love having long nails, but I can only grow them so much before I catch them on something and they rip.

Do you have any regrets?
I really don’t. Everything happens for a reason.

Admit one thing you regret doing in the past:
Nothing.

Are you in love?
Not at the moment.

Do you feel any jealousy or envy toward anyone?
Yes, I envy Corey Taylor’s jeans.

Admit what makes you feel this way?
Any questions?

Do you ever feel less than beautiful?
Of course.

Admit why you feel this way?
Nothing to admit. I think everyone feels that way sometimes.

Have you ever been hurt?
Oh, yes.

Admit who hurt you:
I plead the 5th. I can do that, right?

Ever pretended to be someone’s friend for your own benefit?
No. If I don’t like someone, I am nearly incapable of hiding it.

Ever lied to spare someone’s feelings?
Yes.

Admit the truth about the lie you told:
He could be reading this, so, to protect his delicate ego, I will keep my yap shut. *shifty eyes*

Ever suffered from a broken heart?
Of course, who hasn’t?

Ever cheated on someone?
No, but I have been the other woman once. In my defense, I was told it was over between him and his wife. I was told a lot of things that turned out to be bullshit.

Ever told anyone you loved them and didn’t mean it?
Never.

Ever been in jail?
Negatory.

Ever steal music?
Downloading illegally counts, so yes.

Do you click ads when on a website?
Hell no. lol

Do you watch reality TV?
Nope. I just cant get into it. I watch what I like to call I-Wish-This-Was-Reality TV.

Admit the most embarrassing shows you watch:
I’m not embarrassed by any of the shows I watch. I’m a little nerdy and I am completely okay with that.

Are you happy in your career?
Getting there.

What is the single largest item in your house?
Hmm, probably my bed.

How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?
About as well as a mentally disabled goat would be able to write my name. My left hand is near useless.

What color is your bedroom?
A horribly dull gray.

What type of computer mouse do you use?
Touch pad.

What is your earliest memory?
Getting my face mauled by a German Shepard when I was 4. I dont really have any memories prior to that.

Have you ever jumped off of a high dive?
Fuck no.

Do you take vitamins?
Does Vitamin C(affeine) count?

What do you have set as your home page?
Google.

Do you have your own radio?
No, for the first time in my life, my house doesn’t have an obnoxiously large stereo system. Hoping to remedy that soon. I miss Sunday mornings spent dancing around my house.

Where would you hate to have to work?
Any fast food joint, but Burger King tops the list. I hate the smell of their food.

Who is on your speed dial?
No one. I don’t use my speed dial.

Do you prefer lightbulbs or candles?
CANDLES! I love having candles lit. So relaxing.

What are you sitting on right now?
My bed.

Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?
Sometimes, I guess. I don’t know.

Would you ever get plastic surgery?
Hell yeah.

Did you play with shaving cream when you were a kid?
I don’t think so. Well, I don’t remember doing it anyway.

How big is your bed?
King. One needs a huge bed when they sleep with 10 pillows. lol

Do you like the smell of Axe?
Nope. I think it smells like shit. It probably wouldn’t be so bad if every guy that wore it didn’t BATHE in it. Boys, it’s for after the shower, not in place of the shower.

What is your favorite flavor of lifesavers?
Butter Rum.

Have you ever seen a volcano?
No, but how frikkin cool would that be???

What is the best Halloween costume you have ever worn?
My devil costume. Definitely my favorite.

What kind of soap do you use?
Softsoap Body Butter Coconut Scrub. It smells frikkin amazing.

Can you snowboard?
Umm, that depends on your definition of ability. lol I have been once and had a blast. However, it’s a hell of a work out when you fall a lot. There are muscles in my stomach I didn’t know I had until I had to stand myself back up after falling about 15 times. lol

What is the biggest amount of money you have ever had at one time?
About $25,000.

What is the prominent color in your closet?
Black

What is sitting next to you right now?
A body pillow and a Batman blanket. Yes, it’s mine, and no, you’re not allowed to judge.

Do you believe in lots of conspiracies?
Yes. I think our government is made up of a bunch of shady mofo’s.

Do you own any really old video game systems?
I sure do. SNES, Sega Genesis, Nintendo 64, Sega Dreamcast, an original Gameboy, and a Gameboy Advance. I also have a Playstation 2 and a Playstation 3. … … … I am suddenly realizing that I may have a problem.

Are you good at baking?
Not really. I burn, I don’t bake.

Have you ever made your own clothing?
I’ve modified clothing, but never made anything from scratch.

How many doors does your house have?
2

Do you prefer tootsie pops or blow pops?
Tootsie Pops, all the way.

Do you sneak into movie theaters?
Nope, but I do sneak snacks into movie theaters.

Are you a really fast text messager?
I am, but I was much faster pre-touch screens.

Do you have anything you keep on you 24/7?
My phone.

Do you usually write in print or in cursive?
A print-cursive hybrid.

What was your first job?
Ugh….Dunkin Donuts and I think it killed a piece of my soul. It wouldn’t have been so bad, but I had the worst boss in the world and I was stuck working every Saturday with my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.

Do you prefer crushed ice or cubed?
Crushed.

What print is on your plates or cups in your kitchen?
All sorts. I’m not one of those fancy bitches with matching dishware. lol

Have you ever made a mixed cd for someone?
Yes, many times, but never as a romantic gesture. It was usually a situation of “YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS!!! LISTEN TO IT! LISTEN TO IT, DAMMIT!!!!!” I get very excited about music.

Do you believe that animals have souls?
I sure do. You cant have a personality without a soul, and every animal I have ever met has a personality.

What word/phrase do you find really annoying?
“I’m thinking in my head…” Well, no shit. Where else are you going to think?

Do you have a lava lamp or a black light?
I have a black light around here somewhere, but it hasn’t been plugged in for years.

Do you find yourself not having enough electrical outlets?
YES. Ugh, so irritating.

What is the longest you can wait patiently?
Going on years now. lol

Have you ever been under anesthesia?
Yes.

Are your fingernails long or short?
At the moment, they are short because 2 of them ripped this weekend. I said screw it and clipped them all.

Are you afraid of bright colors?
What? What the hell kind of question is THAT?

Has anyone ever accused you of being gay?
HA! Yes, in 8th grade. A chick told my whole school that I was a lesbian because I didn’t have a boyfriend. That rumor is the SOLE reason I dated Joe McRoberts, a boy I really had no interest in. I now work with the rumor spreader. From time to time, I wonder if she remembers that.

Can you tell people honest things to their face?
I sure can, and I’ve been called a bitch for it MANY times.

Do you tend to want things you cannot have?
Oh, all the time. Like an Aston Martin Vantage. Blood red. *pulls out drool bucket*

Is it true that you can be anything you want to be?
I think so. You just have to have the drive to make it happen.

Were your parents honest to you about serious things when you were little?
They were. Both of my parents are realists.

Would you ever dye your hair purple?
YES.

Who do you think should play you in a movie?
I have no frikkin clue.

Would you ever kill someone?
Threaten my babies, then ask me again.

Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?
Eww, neither.

What kind of super power do you wish you had?
Teleportation! I have thought about this a LOT (the side effect of being a sci-fi nerd) and teleportation is, by far, the best possible super power.

Are you easily offended?
Nope. That’s the benefit of not really giving a shit what other people think of you. There’s no sense in getting offended when you can just as easily say ‘fuck off.’

How often do you watch the news?
I rarely watch the news. I read the news usually.

Do you have nightmares very much?
Regularly.

Which power ranger was your favorite?
The dead one….

Did the movie Jaws ever scare you?
The movie Jaws is single-handedly responsible for the fact that I only swim in the ocean when forced. Well, that and I live in New Hampshire and the ocean up here is like swimming in a bucket of ice water.

Have you ever cried to get away with something?
No.

What do you think of feminists?
I think feminists are nuts. There’s a big difference between fighting for womens’ rights and being a feminazi.

Are you friends with anyone famous?
A few famous peeps, actually. 🙂

Do you lack common sense sometimes?
I have at times. I hope I have learned something from those times and I hope I don’t repeat them.

Are you afraid of snakes?
Not at all.

Do you use recycle bins at your house?
I don’t but I would if the town I lived in had collection.

How hot do you like the water in your shower?
As hot as it will go.

Do you ever walk around your house naked?
Why? Did someone see me?

What is your favorite art form?
I can’t pick one. I have a major heart-on for artists of all kinds. Writers, musicians, painters, sculptors, actors, film directors, tattoo artists, scientists, comedians, people who bake those amazing cakes….all artists. I’m a fan of creation.

Do you want to be bilingual?
Yes, I am currently trying to learn Italian. It’s going….ummm….slowly. lol

Is energy wasted on little kids?
Not on my own. I adore my kids. 🙂

Do you lie to make people feel better?
Not if I can avoid it.

How many times a day do you look at the clock?
A lot, but my job depends on me watching a clock.

Do you like to organize things?
Yeah, almost to the point of OCD at times.

Are you going to have smile lines or frown lines when youre older?
Smile lines. Lots and lots of smile lines.

Which is better, thick crust or thin?
Depends on the pizza joint.

How good are you at keeping secrets?
Pretty damn good. I know a few secrets you’d be shocked by.

What stupid little thing really stresses you out?
Hearing someone say a word incorrectly. There is no B is ‘supposedly’ and there is no R is ‘idea’. lol